treat those well my friend.
Hi, my name is Miley. I love rainbows, John Lennon, & Franklin, Tennessee.
Tue
Apr
7
I love omegle. You = me, jsyk.
- You: JOSH MONTGOMERY
- Stranger: Yes.
- Stranger: That's me.
- You: LIAR
- Stranger: Prove it.
- You: PROVE YOURE JOSH
- Stranger: Okay...
- Stranger: My last name is Montgomery.
- You: OH SHIT
- You: IT IS YOU
- Stranger: How rare is it for a josh to be named that?
- Stranger: Duh.
- Stranger: Why would I lie?
- You: HOW ARE YOU JOSH
- Stranger: I'm okay.
- You: I'VE MISSED YOU SO
- Stranger: I'm just popular like that.
- You: HOW'S BRIAN?
- Stranger: He's okay.
- Stranger: But he's sleepy.
- You: HOW'S STEPHEN?
- Stranger: Stephen is sick.
- Stranger: Has mono.
- Stranger: I thought he told you...
- You: OHSHIT
- You: IS IT FROM ASHLEY
- Stranger: No it's from paige.
- Stranger: He dumped ashley.
- Stranger: Remember?
- Stranger: I thought you knew me.
They say ‘all you need is love’, but didn’t love break you in the first place?
This Providence
Trace: (drops fork) Shit!
Mom: TRACE! We don’t say that.
Me: (trips on Dee’s shoe) shit.
Mom: You know what we do when you cuss.
Me: (puts a dollar in swear jar)
Trace: (does the same)
Noah: (falls) SHIT!
Mom: Shit, Noah we don’t say that!
Me and Dee: Rofl, you just said shit.
Mom: STOP CUSSING EVERYONE!
-Awkward Silence-
5 minutes later….
Trace (drops fork again): Shit.
Mom: DAMMIT!
A person really special sent this to me.
And I believe every word.
Filiming “Pass It On” tonight.
Fri
Apr
3
Being happy doesn’t mean you are unauthentic. Breathing life is alright. In doses, you know.
Pete Wentz
I’m about to walk the carpet, ahhh I’m nervous.

